Holiday Gift Ideas From Techno Claus For 2023
It is he who finds the best gifts for boys, the best high-tech toys for the holidays. Tis the season of trendy techno cues (the ones that bear an uncanny resemblance to David Pogue):
As I climb the chimney I ask myself:
Are you too fat? Or is the fireplace too small?
And that's fine: Merry Christmas, my dears!
I'm Techno Close, a provider of tech gift ideas.
This is my fifteenth performance! I know!
We are all getting older! Well, let's start with the show...
Bird Buddy Smart Bird Feeder ($300)
Bird food is a little silly
Because all you can do is, "Oh, look... a bird!"
But it defines every little chapter
Send photos and videos directly to the app.
A solar-powered device that powers the attic below.
So you can see birds wherever you go.
Twelve South AirFly SE Audio Transmitter ($35)
I love bluetooth headphones. It is small and light.
But during the flight it does not connect to the seat backs!
Well, this thing blocks where the thread will go.
Streams the audio of your movie or show.
Another place to part ways, if you will.
Target Zero Nomad 10 Solar Panels ($100)
I travel for work, as you will hear from my wife,
So how do I charge for things when I'm away?
You can't stick to the wall with your skis.
That's why I use the most powerful charger!
This durable solar collector is essential.
For travellers, tourists and nomads like me.
Ciao Smart Shower System ($150)
Your shower head couldn't be dumber...
This smart device installs only; You don't need running water.
This light tells you the water is warm,
The app tracks your water consumption, whether you like it or not.
It works with water! And the best feature is this
Glide through the fog transforming into a powerful jet.
Revolution InstaGLO R180 Toaster ($350)
Basic toaster design, my dears.
It has remained intact for over 100 years!
But it heats up faster and the timer goes back.
Nice, but expensive, almost obscene.
If you can afford it, here's to you!
Samsung Sero TV with rotating screen ($1,500)
Today guys! Everyone is recording on their phone.
Make portrait videos and record as shown.
Then try playing it on your TV again?
The whole picture is small! The screen is almost black!
Well, here is the solution to these serious problems:
The Samsung TV screen really rotates!
I'm afraid they say it's time to move on.
Deer's attention span decreases every year.
When I climb the chimney, I want:
Hope all your tech works the first time!
The story is produced by Lucy Kirk and Julie Krakow. Publisher: Giuseppe Frandino.
